A 'friend' is someone very close to you and knows you more than your family. Friendship is a relationship that you earn and is not just given to you. Aah ... its becoming too serious. Lets jump to the something which is worth reading :)

Do you ever wonder about terms we hear like ‘Close Friend’, ‘Best Friend’, ‘Childhood Friend’, ‘Chaddi Buddy’ etc? Earlier these terms used to seem all the same to me. But after spending some idle time in swiss alps and deep thinking I discovered their 'real' meaning.

Close Friend – The one who knows your most embarrassing secret and you don’t want him to tell it to anyone. They know your first flop date, you both caught together smoking for the first time ... some shit like that :

Best Friend – The one who knows you very well. So well, that he or she knows the perfect angle and timing to shovel up finger in your ass. Yes, they do it and you do nothing but smile and wait for your turn.

Childhood Friend – These are the ones who can be held responsible for most of your bad habits. Whatever you are not today is because of them. You owe the freaking lifestyle to them. If they wouldn’t have spoiled you – you might be working as a clerk in some dark government office.

Chaddi Buddy – Contrary to popular belief you not friends since you both wore diapers. Rather these are the grown up adults with whom you’ve taken bath together. If needed you both can share ‘Chaddi’ with each other.

Work Friend – This is special category where people become friend only because of a common enemy – their boss! Yes, you share only two things with them - grieves at work and official party budget.

Do you know any more terms? Do share them with their 'real' meaning :)

Wish you a very happy Friendship Day Net-Buddies!

P.S. Net Buddies – These are the ones you just have acquaintances with and added in your Facebook/Orkut profile to boost up your friends list count ! :)
abhinav
31/7/2010 10:56:24 am

some more....
1. true friend ? as in who was there when you needed him most
2. Just\Good friend ?....as in....no no...we are not seeing each other.....we are just friends...or when the boy proposes and girl says.....we are "good friends" and not more....

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Jitendra
31/7/2010 06:12:24 pm

Shabash mere sher...:)
m sure if you keep visiting different places then u can definetely do a surgery on FRIENDSHIP and add up few more words...meaningful??doesnt matter actually:)...

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Vinny
10/8/2010 01:47:54 am

Well put my "Best Friend" ;-)
btw, how did it smell he he

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4/3/2023 09:12:14 pm

Good rreading this post

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